Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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