All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I don't think brook has ever known best
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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