So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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