we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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