Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
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her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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