Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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