I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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