Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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