been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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