no. you can't hotbox the world.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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