she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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