What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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