I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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