Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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