If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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