Me. At least after what I've been through.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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