Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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