She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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