Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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