is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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