Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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