i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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