It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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