i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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