a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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