Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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