he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
