nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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