My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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