tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
