Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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