Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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