I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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