On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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