I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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