New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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