U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I still have a little drunk in my system
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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