Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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