Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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