do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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