There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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