So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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