He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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