Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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