Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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