Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
