we're blogging at a bar
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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