Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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