Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i drank out of a bidet.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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