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so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?

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(618): so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal? http://tfl.nu/0hlu

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(845): View more from New York

If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?

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(845): If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one? http://tfl.nu/fmgu

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.

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(617): I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples. http://tfl.nu/l51o

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(703): View more from Virginia

She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.

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(703): She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself. http://tfl.nu/tn32

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.

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(202): you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry. http://tfl.nu/e7cu

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.

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(202): i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day. http://tfl.nu/yh3a

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(802): View more from Vermont

All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.

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(802): All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed. http://tfl.nu/ahym

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(+61): View more from Australia

They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved

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(+61): They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved http://tfl.nu/or7i

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.

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(978): Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus. http://tfl.nu/c88k

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(478): View more from Georgia

So. How about you can get tequila certified...

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(478): So. How about you can get tequila certified... http://tfl.nu/1yln

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(312): View more from Illinois

If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin

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(312): If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin http://tfl.nu/83ln

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(443): View more from Maryland

I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.

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(443): I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer. http://tfl.nu/9juw

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(647): View more from Ontario

You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party

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That was you...

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(647): You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party (1-647): That was you... http://tfl.nu/3f5k

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(513): View more from Ohio

I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.

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(513): I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point. http://tfl.nu/23a6

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(314): View more from Missouri

You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.

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(314): You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick. http://tfl.nu/dywr

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