tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.