When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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