just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I intend to get homeless drunk
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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