you guys were way drunker than both of me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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