oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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