Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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