Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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